Blondes Demotivational Poster
SO LIKE WHICH IS CLOSER -
CORN MAZE - for blondes
BLONDES - Are you the one who got Osama Bin Laden ?
HAVE YOU EVER -
BLONDES - Starting off easy
SO IT'S A QUARTER TO TEN - WHICH IS 25 CENTS BEFORE THE HOUR
BLONDES - A RIM JOB -
THE BIRTH OF A NATION -
BLONDES - and you thought it was natural talent
SHROOM PARTIES - It's All Fun and Games... Until midgets and bunnies must mourn a blonde transvestite.
TWO BLONDES -
Dumb Blondes -
IF YOU REALLY LISTEN CLOSELY - that almost made sense
CANADIANS - You can give them a college education, but that doesn't guarantee much...
MY APOLOGIES -
MATH FOR BLONDES - *tilts head* Is this right?
BLONDES - Who's going to tell her she's supposed to get milk FROM the cow, not GIVE milk to the cow!
IRONY - Make sure you know the difference between "to" and "too" before you insult somebody's intelligence.
FEMTIMUS PRIMEE - How'd you like to "roll" that out?
HOW ABOUT - you and me jumping in my '86 Escort and hitting McDonalds for dinner? Guess not huh?
JUST FOR BLONDES - Prevents Headaches And Deep Confusion
Blonde Moment #3 -
PORTRAIT OF A BLONDE - She's what you'd call a suicide blonde... dyed by her own hand.
Blonde Moment #4 -
END OF THE WORLD - When a blonde has a an idea. Hell has frozen over
BLONDES INCOGNITO - Even though they dyed there hair we could still tell what they were.
NOTE TO SELF -
BLONDES - No One Said They Were Rocket Scientists But We Still Love Them